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<description>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</description>
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<copyright>2008</copyright>
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<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
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<title>053 - Satanic Attacks on the Early Church</title>
<description>Preparing for the End:  
As the church strove for unity, the enemy tried to bury her in the ground.  Just like he continues to do today.  
That ugly, ignorant jerk!
But the church has a secret weapon... and, unlike us today, they weren't afraid to use it.  They weren't afraid to go nuclear, as we say.  
Ever wonder what that secret weapon was?  Ever wonder how we can recapture some of the power and awe of the early church?  Ever wonder "what the heck is going on" on Sunday?
Stay tuned and listen...
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:35:00 EST</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:40:17</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>052 - The End of Pride</title>
<description>The Revelation:  
Some of the most chilling words in all of the Revelation... at least up to this point.
"And the rest of mankind who were not killed by these plagues, did not repent of the works of their hands, so as not to worship demons, and the idols of gold and of silver and of brass and of stone and of wood, which can neither see or hear nor walk; and they did not repent of their murders nor of their sorceries nor of their immorality nor of their thefts."
Pretty dang stupid, if you ask me.
</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:15:00 EST</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:38:12</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>051 - Vica Versa and Versa Vica</title>
<description>Preparing for the End:  
We like to live in a Two Stage Christian arena.  Stage One, you become a Christian.  Stage Two, you become a Disciple.
Actually, that's just a bunch of bunk.
The book of Acts states about those in Antioch, "and the disciples were first called Christians in Antioch."
Note the order.  
Note the sermon.
Why don't you have a listen.
</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 12:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:36:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>050 - A Minister of Reconciliation</title>
<description>Preparing for the End:  
A couple of days in Nashville for the Gospel Music Association (GMA) and I feel like a new man.  And it had nothing to do with the music, the artists, the seminars, or even the six meals per day we ate or the 50 bands or so we saw.
No, it had everything to do with the Lord speaking to me about a ministry I had misplaced.  Actually, I had lost it.  He helped me find my lost ministry of reconciliation.  
And it has rocked my world!
</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:58:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:45:27</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>049 - And We Will All Go Down Together</title>
<description>The Revelation:  
Can you imagine being in so much pain and torment that you longed for death, prayed for death, begged to die?  Can you imagine trying to kill yourself, repeatedly, to no avail?
I can't imagine much worse than that, can you?
Well, be warned, that day is coming.  And it's coming to all that don't have the seal of God on their forehead.  
Sound strange?
Confusing?
Why don't you join with us and listen...
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:08:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:49:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>048 - Remember the Disaster at Chernobyl</title>
<description>The Revelation:  
On April 26, 1986 at 1:23 in the morning, the reactor number four at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant located in the Soviet Union near Pripyat in Ukraine exploded.
Further explosions and the resulting fire sent a plume of highly radioactive fallout into the atmosphere and over an extensive geographical area.  Nearly thirty to forty times more fallout was released than Hiroshima.
Do you remember?
You should.  You need to.
</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:44:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>047 - The Turnstile or the Super Highway</title>
<description>Preparing for the End:  
This is a small statement often neglected from contemporary Gospel presentations.  Just three small requirements that will literally change everything!
"If anyone wishes to come after Me, he must (1) deny himself, and (2) take up his cross daily and (3) follow Me."  Luke 9:23
Do you wish to come after Him?  Really?
</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:41:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>046 - Lessons Learned from Y2K</title>
<description>The Revelation:  
Most people scoff at those who bought into and prepared for Y2K.  Remember?
"Aw, it was a real non-event.  Much-to-do about 'nuthin."
"Just a money-making scheme by those radical survivalists types."
"Yep, sure shot Biblical prophecy in the foot, didn't it?"
Well, not really.  Care to take a listen?
</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 19:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-030808.mp3</link>
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<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:48:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>045 - Praying for Vengeance... with a Vengeance!</title>
<description>The Revelation:  
James says, the fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much.  But, what kind of prayer is he talking about?
Just think, the prayer of Revelation 6 becomes the judgment of Revelation 8.  Oh, forgot what that prayer was, did you?
How long, O Lord, holy and true, will You refrain from judging and avenging our blood on those who dwell on the earth?
Revelation 6:10
In other words, party time!
Doesn't sound much like our Wednesday night prayer meeting kind of prayers, does it?
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:41:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>044 - Drapes, Darkness and Dead Guys</title>
<description>Preparing for the End
Can I get a witness? shouts the house.
Sure.  How 'bout this...
Now from the sixth hour darkness fell upon all the land until the ninth hour. And Jesus cried out again with a loud voice, and yielded up His spirit. And behold, the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom; and the earth shook and the rocks were split.  The tombs were opened, and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised; and coming out of the tombs after His resurrection they entered the holy city and appeared to many. 
Matthew 27:45, 50-53
Don't get no better than that!
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:40:17</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>043 - To Err is Human, to Forgive... uh, What?</title>
<description>Preparing for the End
Jesus had some really scary words to say when He talked about forgiveness.  Oh, not the Lord's forgiveness of our sins, but the sharing of the same grace we received to others.
And I mean really scary.  
Consider this...
For (condition) if you forgive others for their transgressions, (result) your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But (condition) if you do not forgive others, then (result) your Father will not forgive your transgressions.
Matthew 6:14-15
Need we say more?
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-020508.mp3</link>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:42:20</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>042 - The Sands of Iwo Jima</title>
<description>Preparing for the End
Often our spiritual life can be compared to a John Wayne movie.  
Oh, really?
Yeah, really.
For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war according to the flesh, for the weapons of our warfare are not of the flesh, but divinely powerful for the destruction of fortresses. We are destroying speculations and every lofty thing raised up against the knowledge of God, and we are taking every thought captive to the obedience of Christ.
2 Corinthians 10:3-5
Sounds like the battle of Iwo Jima to me.
</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-013108.mp3</link>
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<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:40:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>041 - Radical Christian Living</title>
<description>The Acts!
The Acts record the church life of the early church as being radically different than church life today.  Consider, for example...
And all those who had believed were together and had all things in common; and they began selling their property and possessions and were sharing them with all, as anyone might have need.
You know, that's pretty radical living!
Can I trust you enough to live that way?  Or, if I do, am I going to end up abused, forgotten, abandoned and alone?
Good question.  You got a good answer?
</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-011308.mp3</link>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:41:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>040 - No "Psychobabble Rap" Found Here</title>
<description>The Acts!
You know, all this preaching on the selfish "felt needs" of fallen man gets a little old, especially when you compare it to the preaching of Peter in the book of Acts.  
Sounds, as Alan Parsons would say, "like psychobabble rap to me."
I don't know why I'm scared of the lightning
Trying to reach me
Help me to find what I don't wanna know
You're taking me there but I don't wanna go
I don't care it's all psychobabble rap to me
Psychobabble all psychobabble
Psychobabble all psychobabble
I don't care it's all psychobabble rap to me
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-010108.mp3</link>
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<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:37:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>039 - "Who are those guys?"</title>
<description>The Acts!
Just a couple of quick quotes from the movie, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid:
Butch Cassidy:  Ah, you're wasting your time. They can't track us over rocks. 
Sundance Kid:  Tell them that. 
Butch Cassidy:  (after looking for himself) Who are those guys? 
Butch Cassidy:  (about the trackers following them) I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it?  Who are those guys?
Sundance Kid:  Hey, Butch? 
Butch Cassidy:  What? 
Sundance Kid:  They're very good. 
</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-122207.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-122207.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:42:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>038 - Trick or Treat</title>
<description>The Revelation!
I know it's very unpopular to talk about the two, dual natures of God.  You know, His mercy side and His wrath side.  
That's right, wrath.  
The wrath of God.
And the wrath of the Lamb.
Remember, from the Revelation...
 "Fall on us and hide us from the presence of Him who sits on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb; for the great day of their wrath has come, and who is able to stand?" 
 Won't hear about His wrath on TBN, will you?
</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-112607.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-112607.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:44:46</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>037 - The Infinite God of Finite Numbers</title>
<description>The Revelation!
When faced with the choice of exalting God's sovereignty or demanding my free will, I choose to choose God.  
Always.  
Without fail.
Why?  Think about Psalm 115:3.
Our God is in His heavens, 
and He does what He pleases.
Pretty powerful stuff, isn't it?
</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-112507.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-112507.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:36:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>036 - The Eve of Destruction</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Classic Barry McGuire.  Remember?  Like way back when in 1965?
And you tell me 
over and over and over again 
my friend,
that you don't believe 
we're on the eve of destruction.
But we are.  Big time!
Let's talk about it, shall we?
</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-111407.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-111407.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:45:30</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>035 - They were all in one Accord...</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Remember "One" - the Three Dog Night song of the late 60's?  I think the lyrics went something like this...
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
Ahem.  Not too deep or profound, but sure fitting for the church age in which we live. 
</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 00:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-110107.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-110107.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:46:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>034 - The Final Checkmate of the Final Game</title>
<description>The Revelation!
It's like playing chess with Bobby Fischer.  Bishop, Knight, Rook, Pawn... all power pieces in the Grandmaster's end game.
Gog, Magog, Meshech and Tubal... huh?
Like what kind of chess pieces are these?  And who exactly is this Grandmaster?
Stay tuned and find out...
</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-102607.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-102607.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:41:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>033 - The Bait and Switch</title>
<description>The Revelation!
"You ain't never seen nuthin' like the presto-chango, big Lion to the little Lamb, bing, bang, boom thing, that ol' John saw.  No sir.  It take yo' bref away."
Excuse me?
"Oh, yea.  It say that John saw a Lamb as if slain when he spose to be seein' a Lion or a Root or somtin' like dat.  It be outta 'dis world!  It be like a Houdini or somethin'.  Really powerful."
</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-101507.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-101507.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:36:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>032 - Time, Times and Half-Time</title>
<description>The Revelation!
How many ways can the Bible teach us about the same thing? 
For example...
Daniel calls it "time, times and half time" and the "middle of the 70th week."
John in the Revelation refers to it as "42 months" and later as "1,260 days."
Jesus calls it the Great Tribulation... and it's right on our doorstep.
What is?  The 3 1/2 year period known as the Great Tribulation, that's what.  
"Ain't you been reading the papers or watching the news?  What, you been raised in a barn?"
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-100907.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-100907.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:37:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>031 - John, Paul, George and Ringo... Not!</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Let's see, 
"She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
or...
"Holy, Holy, Holy, is the Lord God, the Almighty, who was and who is and who is to come."
Wow.  Some difference.  
The Fab Four, the Mop Tops, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band... or the Four Living Creatures before the throne.  
Geez.  This deserves a bit more investigation.
</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-100707.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-100707.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:39:52</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>030 - "Squeeze Me... uh, on second thought, don't!"</title>
<description>The Revelation!
I think Steve Camp says it best...

The world was a very good friend of mine
It promised everything I wanted in life
It came to me with its passion and gold
I bought it for a while it nearly cost me my soul.

Don't you know the world will tease you,
it will seize you, 
it will squeeze you 
until you are in to its mold

Love the world and the love of the Father is not in us.  Pretty strong, but true, words.
</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 11:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-092907.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-092907.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:41:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>029 - "Believe what I Say, not what I Do."</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Reminds me of the classic, Bill Clinton, "I'm only lying when my lips are moving" mantra of denying marital infidelity.
"I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her."
Really?  Should we believe what you say or should we believe what you do?
Great questions for a President facing impeachment. 
Better question for us, the church.
</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 18:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-082007.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-082007.mp3</guid>
<enclosure length="20656596" url="http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-082007.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />
<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:42:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>028 - "Beam me up, Scotty."</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Do you remember Star Trek, the transporter room, Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock?
Do you also remember these words:
"I also will keep you from the hour of testing, that hour which is about to come upon the whole world, to test those who dwell on the earth."
Is there a connection?  You bet!
Let's take a look at it together.
</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-081507.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-081507.mp3</guid>
<enclosure length="18953812" url="http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-081507.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />
<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:39:23</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>027 - "You know, it is what it is!"</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Ah, classic, American Idol, Paula Abdul pop logic.  But, it's true when applied to the literal interpretation of the Scriptures.  
Or, let's put it another way:
When the literal sense makes good sense,
Seek no other sense,
Lest it lead to nonsense.
Why don't we take a look at the importance of the literal interpretation of the Bible together.  Shall we?
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-073107.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-073107.mp3</guid>
<enclosure length="16609744" url="http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-073107.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />
<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:34:34</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>026 - Ivan Drago: "You're Dead!"</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Remember Ivan Drago, the Russian boxing machine in Rocky III?  Sure you do.  Do you remember his chilling words to Apollo Creed and the Italian Stallion?
To Apollo, right before their first fight, "I must break you."   Then, to Rocky, at the beginning of their last and final round, "You're dead."
Chilling words.  Kinda like what the Lord said to the church at Sardis.  Really.  No lie.
Why don't we take a look at them together.
</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-072507.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-072507.mp3</guid>
<enclosure length="14186411" url="http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-072507.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />
<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:29:27</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>025 - The Downside of Love</title>
<description>The Revelation!
"Downside?  What downside?" you ask. "How can there be a downside to love?"
Simple.  Sometimes love, if wrongly focused, can turn into misplaced loyalty... uh, which almost always leads to a profound tolerance of sin.  And just think, we do all this under the guise of "love".  
Does that seem harsh to you?  Maybe heartless?  A bit intolerant?  
Well, it is.  And it comes from the very lips of the Lord.
Tune in to find out more...
</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-070207.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-070207.mp3</guid>
<enclosure length="18304721" url="http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-070207.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />
<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:38:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>024 - Living in the Shadows... like a Slug!</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Oh yeah, this one gets a bit nasty... makes us somewhat uncomfortable.  
Just like we feel when we uncover the slimy body of a North Carolina slug lurking under a rock or a kid's toy left out overnight in the backyard.  Yuck!  
You know, there are some strange things that live in the shadows.  In life, as well as in church.
Tune in to find out more...
</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 22:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-062807.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-062807.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:40:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>023 - The Anti - Richie Rich Church</title>
<description>The Revelation!
First, Jesus' description of the church in Laodicea:
"I am rich, and have become wealthy, and have need of nothing..."
Then, His words to the church in Smyrna:
"I know your tribulation and your poverty..."
Where would you like to attend?  What church do you think would have the best Youth Group, a kickin' Praise Band and a state-of-the-art new Family Life Center?  Which church appeals to you?  Exactly!
</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 17:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-061507.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-061507.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:33:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>022 - Remember, Repent and Return... or Else!</title>
<description>The Revelation!
This from the Didache (AD 50-70) and deals with the subject of false prophets and apostles.  It is like a policy manual for the early church:
Welcome every apostle on arriving, as if he were the Lord. But he must not stay beyond one day. In case of necessity, however, the next day also. If he stays three days, he is a false prophet. On departing, an apostle must not accept anything save sufficient food to carry him till his next lodging. If he asks for money, he is a false prophet.
Kinda puts TBN in a bad light, doesn't it?
</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 23:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-051307.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-051307.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:37:57</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>021 - Dropped Like a Bag of Rocks!</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Listen to the words of John when he turned to see Jesus for the first time in 60 years...
"When I saw Him, I fell at His feet like a dead man."
And all this from the lips of one who was known as the disciple Jesus loved.  The very one who placed his head on Jesus' breast at the Last Supper and asked, "Who is it Lord?  Who will betray You?"
Kinda makes us seem somewhat flippant, doesn't it?  Stay tuned and find out.
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 23:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-041707.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-041707.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:33:58</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>020 - Clothes Do Make the Man</title>
<description>The Revelation!
No, we're not talking about Armani or Gucci or even something from the Versace Collection.  These clothes speak of something far greater than mere fashion.  Oh, much, much greater.
"I saw one like a son of man, clothed in a robe reaching to the feet, and girded across His chest with a golden sash."
It gets better.  Check it out!
</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 22:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-041507.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-041507.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:32:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>019 - Do You Have Ears?</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Yeah, you heard right.  Ears.  Do you have ears?  You know, the fleshy, shell-shaped knobs glued to each side of your head.
Do you have ears?  If so, great!
But do you have ears to hear what the Lord says?
Sure hope so...
Why don't we find out together, shall we?
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-041007.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-041007.mp3</guid>
<enclosure length="18220708" url="http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-041007.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />
<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:37:51</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>018 - Behold, He is on the Way!</title>
<description>The Revelation!
That's right.  He's not just coming.  He's on the  way!  
Know this first of all, that (when) in the last days (what) mockers will come with their mocking, (why) following after their own lusts, and saying, "Where is the promise of His coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all continues just as it was from the beginning of creation."  - 1 Peter 3:3-4
May I simply say...uh, like not!
</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-032407.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-032407.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:35:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>017 - Who Was, Who Is and Who is to Come</title>
<description>The Revelation!
Breathe deep and remember...
You search the Scriptures because you think that in them you have eternal life; it is these that testify about Me. - John 5:39
For this reason also, God highly exalted Him, and bestowed on Him the name which is above every name, so that at the name of Jesus every knee will bow, of those who are in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and that every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-032207.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-032207.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:30:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>016 - The Revelation - An Unveiling of Christ</title>
<description>The Revelation!
You've got to be kidding!  We were never to read the Revelation.  Never!  Why, you ask.  Because it was mystical, cryptic, puzzling and kind of scary.  In fact, as kids we were all warned by our Sunday school teachers, an old, solemn man with a Vincent Price look about him, to never read the Revelation alone, or at night, or on the third Tuesday of May every other leap year.  
If we did, we could go blind or crazy or even worse... we could end up wearing our whitie-tighties on the outside of our pants. Arrgh!
That thought still keeps me up late at night.
</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:22:25 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-031107.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-031107.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:35:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>015 - The Last of a Dying Breed</title>
<description>Every Saturday afternoon when I was a kid: John Wayne, in Technicolor, bigger than life!  
He always stood for what was right, just, strong, and I guess, oh, just plain manly.  
On Sunday mornings, however, I never seemed to find a John Wayne type of figure in my church.  You know, God's man that stood for what was right, just, and strong.
Ever wonder why?
You know, there are still some men of God out there that say what needs to be said and who live to please their Lord.  They, I guess, are those I look up to... my spiritual heroes.
Wanna meet one...
</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:52:15 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-022607.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-022607.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:39:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>014 - Patch:  Spiritual Truth from the Death of a Dog</title>
<description>On Sunday, January 7, 2007, my son Justus discovered that his beloved pet, Patch, was dead.  She was old, real old.  In fact, we're not exactly sure how old she was.  
Saturday night... everything's the same.
Sunday morning... life changes forever.
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking that there's no way you can derive some spiritual truths from the death of a dog.  Especially when that dog is your son's beloved pet.
Well, you're wrong.  Dead wrong.
</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:28:03 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-020707.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-020707.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:43:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>013 - One Way or Another... </title>
<description>It is amazing how close we think we can get to the edge of sin and still wonder why we struggle with our flesh.  
Like, duh!  Like, how stupid is that!  
And, sadly, the church reflects that struggle, compounded by the millions.  Do we really think we can "claim to have fellowship with the light and yet walk in darkness" and believe that Jesus is OK with that?  Ugh. 
Stay tuned and find out...
</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 17:46:03 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-020407.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-020407.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:36:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>012 - Made it, Ma!  Top of the World! </title>
<description>"'Come out with your hands up,' the man says. How do ya like that, Ma?  Here's my answer, ya dirty..."
He fires his tommy-gun at the police.
"That was Cody Jarrett talking!  They think they've got Cody Jarrett. They haven't got Cody Jarrett. You hear? They haven't got him. And I wanna show ya. They haven't got him.  Made it, Ma!  Top of the world!"
No, actually  wrong.  Big-time wrong.
Let's talk about it, shall we?
</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:16:45 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-012507.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-012507.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:42:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>011 - The Portal Potty Preacher </title>
<description>With the new year dawning... actually, with it just in its infancy, don't you think it's about time we took seriously our walk with Christ?
We sure do.
And in order to embrace what is real and of Christ, you know, to cling to what is found in the pages of Scripture, we first need to take a minute or two and look at what is NOT real and what is NOT of Christ and, obviously, what is NOT found anywhere in the pages of Scripture.  
Hence, The Portal Potty Preacher!
Got your interest?  Good.
Let's talk about it, shall we?
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 17:58:45 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-010907.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-010907.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:19:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
</item>
<item>
<title>010 - Spiritual Gifts:  How Can We Tell the Difference? </title>
<description>Question:  "Hey, I've got a quick question for you.  With all the confusion about spiritual gifts, how can we tell the difference?  You know, the "slap on the forehead" and the "slain in the spirit stuff"... is that like for real?  Cause it looks pretty strange to me."
Answer:  Well, if you really want to know how to tell the difference between true spiritual gifts and... uh, ka-ka, you'll have to spend some time with us as we examine 1 Corinthians.  You got the time?  We sure do.  It's gonna be quite a ride!
Let's talk about it, shall we?
</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-010507.mp3</link>
<guid>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-010507.mp3</guid>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:41:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>009 - Defining Moments Define... uh, Who We Are.   Like, Duh! </title>
<description>Question:  What is a defining moment?  And what does it have to do with stretchy pants?
Answer:  Are you serious?  Have you never experienced a defining moment in your life that defines who you were and who you will become?  Have you never faced the proverbial "fork in the road" that leads to two entirely different futures?  Have you never had to make a defining moment choice in your spiritual journey?  You know, the "as for me and my house..." kind of choices.
Oh, and a defining moment has absolutely nothing to do with stretchy pants...just in case you were still wondering.
Ahem.  Let's talk about it, shall we?
</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:13:15 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:40:23</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>008 - It's a Little More than Bowing to a Stupid Stone!</title>
<description>"Idolatry?  No Joe, say it ain't so!"
As Christians living in the age of apathy, opulence, lukewarmness and compromise, we are just as guilty of the sin of idolatry as the church of Corinth was two millennia ago.  
And you would think that we would know better.  Ugh!
Come on, you know it's true.  
Consider the church's compulsion, no... it's lustful addiction for prosperity (always defined as stuff), popularity, ease, wealth, and physical health.  And what are we willing to do to secure these "prosperity rights" as we call them?
Just about anything.  
We will create and bow down to any idol (teacher, theology, experience, etc.) that holds out to us the vain hope of self-determination.
Oh, but there's more.  Let's talk about it...</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:21:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:40:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>007 - Christ in Christmas?  No Way!</title>
<description>Well, are you ready?   Ready for what? you ask.
You know, Christmas.  The crowded shopping Malls.  The extra five pounds we put on from boatloads of cookies and cakes and peanuts covered with a caramel glaze that we shove in our faces.  Oh, and how about all the Living Nativities and the Singing Christmas Trees and the countless Christmas Musicals and Cantatas that we sit through.  Well, are you ready?  Really ready?
Is that how we try to put Christ back in Christmas?  
Well, stay tuned and let's find out.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:14:03 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:20:15</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>006 - The Truth About Persistent Prayer</title>
<description>Truth.  You want truth?  Boy, do we have truth!
Well, stay tuned and let's talk about Love Jesus, Hate Church and the truth about persistent prayer.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:41:31 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-111606.mp3</link>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:33:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>005 - Love Feast... My Butt!</title>
<description>Come on, don't get offended by the &quot;My Butt&quot; part of the title.  Geez.  And don't get all huffy at the picture, either.
But if you've really got your heart set on getting mad, you know, if you're just dying to get your panties all twisted up in a wad... well, then get offended... no, get flat-out stinking, red-faced mad at what the church has done to the love feast.
Oh, you've never heard of the love feast?
Really?  That's kinda sad.
Well, stay tuned and let's talk about Love Jesus, Hate Church and the love feast.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:36:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:37:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>004 - Stupid Is as Stupid Does</title>
<description>Stupid Is as Stupid Does?  You got that right!
It is amazing how close we think we can get to the edge of sin and still wonder why we struggle with our flesh.  Like, duh!  Like, how stupid is that!  And, sadly, the church reflects that struggle, compounded by the millions.  
Come on, do we really think we can stand close to the fire of sin and not have our clothes smell like smoke?  Do we really believe the world doesn&apos;t see?  Do we really think we can claim to have fellowship with the light and yet walk in darkness, and believe that Jesus is OK with that?
Ugh.  
Classic denial.  Plain and simple.
Stay tuned and find out...</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:51:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:37:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>003 - Church in the Two Kingdoms</title>
<description>Oh yeah, Church in the Two Kingdoms!  
Or, should I say, &quot;How we do church in the Two Kingdoms.&quot;
Do we follow the rules of this kingdom?  You know, the &quot;all we want you to do is feel good about yourself,&quot; and &quot;Jesus suffered and died to give you more stuff... just like your own Santa Claus in the sky!&quot; Ugh.  
Classic, late night, TBN sort of junk.
Or, do we do church by the rules of His Kingdom, the Kingdom of God?
&quot;And what are those rules?&quot; you ask.
Stay tuned and find out...</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:41:59 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-091206.mp3</link>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:46:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>002 - Life in the Two Kingsoms</title>
<description>As a point of reference, a study on our life in the "two kingdoms" seemed appropriate at this time in our Love Jesus, Hate Church journey.
"What are the two kingdoms?" you ask.
Good question.
In a nutshell (Cliff Notes style), the two kingdoms are the two realms of existence all Believers own real estate in.  You know, the kingdom of this world with all its rules and definitions of success and the Kingdom of God Jesus continually spoke about.
Let's see how we are to live in these two divergent kingdoms, shall we?
</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 13:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-090506.mp3</link>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:36:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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<title>001 - The Place to Begin</title>
<description>Ah yes, the best place to begin anything is always at the beginning.  And that also holds true of Love Jesus, Hate Church.  I mean, how did all this come about?  Where did it start?  Where did it all begin?
And, what about the purpose?  You know, the overriding, spiritual, "this is why I get up in the morning" type of purpose?  What are you trying to accomplish?  What, if anything, are you trying to prove with Love Jesus, Hate Church?
Excellent questions. 
Now, let me see if I can begin by answering your questions with our first podcast.
</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
<link>http://www.lovejesushatechurch.com/thepodcast/ljhc-090106.mp3</link>
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<itunes:author>Steve McCranie</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Love Jesus, Hate Church is a podcast based on the book by Steve McCranie dealing with the apathy and hurt of the church today.  It is for those who love Jesus, but find themselves hating church.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:keywords>Jesus, church, love, hate, hurt, Steve McCranie, Bible, Lord, hurt, hate church, love Jesus, Christian, Christianity, Jesus, God, religion, church sucks, Baptist, pastor, preacher</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>00:16:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>A podcast for those who have taken an honest look at the church, scratched their head, and said, &quot;You know, this ain&apos;t the way church is suppose to be. Something must be wrong. Bad wrong.&quot;</itunes:summary>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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